1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:31,000 Fortune star 4 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,143 The supermarket here is more in stock than those in the typhoon shelter. 5 00:01:58,167 --> 00:02:01,125 - I begged your uncle until he sold it to me. - Dad is boasting again. 6 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,042 But I am awesome. 7 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,167 Let me have a look. 8 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,875 What has become of the store? 9 00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:09,083 You've been fooled again! 10 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,542 Come on in. 11 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:32,917 I'll turn on the lights first. The stocks are all here. 12 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,917 Check them and we'll wrap up the deal. 13 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,083 The store will be yours. 14 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,583 This place stinks. It makes my hair smelly. 15 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,500 - Nam! - Dad! 16 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:51,018 The store doesn't look like the same. I don't want it, cousin. 17 00:02:51,042 --> 00:02:53,000 This is business, not a game. 18 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:56,417 - Are you trying to rip me off? - You checked before agreeing to buy. 19 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:59,542 The store didn't look like this before! 20 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:01,417 What do you expect for this price? 21 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:04,458 People say men shouldn't kneel down easily, 22 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:06,458 but I don't care. 23 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:07,917 I'm kneeling down in front of you. 24 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,684 - I beg you. I plead you. - I'm just a shareholder. 25 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:11,917 - Please give me back my savings! - I'm not in charge. 26 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,542 - Please give it back to me... - Let go of me! 27 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,417 You lied to me... 28 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:23,083 "How many friends can you have in your life..." 29 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:26,500 - Bastard! - "How many friendships can last..." 30 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:27,833 Stop there! 31 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,708 How dare you cheat us? 32 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,000 Watch this! 33 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:37,500 "May friendship stay in our hearts" 34 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,208 how are things, may? 35 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,458 Dad is on his harmonica again. 36 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,625 Let me call the mental hospital. 37 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,042 Dad! 38 00:03:59,792 --> 00:04:02,458 Dear Buddha, I didn't listen to you 39 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:03,792 and lost six consecutive times. 40 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:06,292 I've lost everything this week. 41 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:09,125 Dear Buddha, please inspire me 42 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,042 so that I can bet on the winning horse. 43 00:04:22,167 --> 00:04:26,958 The fortune slip says there's a golden opportunity. 44 00:04:27,042 --> 00:04:29,958 Your bad luck is leaving, good things are coming. 45 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:31,375 Your luck is starting to change. 46 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:37,625 It also says you'll find it where you least expect it. 47 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:40,083 Congrats, miss. You'll meet your Mr. Right. 48 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:46,042 I'm asking about my family. Plus, I don't have a boyfriend. 49 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:49,167 Your Mr. Right is just out there. 50 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,268 This Buddha is really something. I'm castrated, and I can still have a son. 51 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,208 - Have a cigar. - Thanks. 52 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,250 Don't draw on it so hard. 53 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:58,417 You'll get high easily. 54 00:04:59,292 --> 00:05:01,167 My eye is twitching and my back is itching. 55 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,110 Is someone talking behind my back? 56 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:06,333 You'll meet your Mr. Right soon. 57 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:14,667 It's hot! 58 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:16,583 Watch out! 59 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,417 Miss! 60 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:37,625 Let go of the steering wheel! 61 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:40,208 Stop the car! Help! 62 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,500 Miss! 63 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,250 My neck! 64 00:06:02,417 --> 00:06:04,500 Water! Back off! I need water! 65 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:22,458 - Oh, no! What a big accident. - How did that happen? 66 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:24,917 Someone's hurt. 67 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,875 Her leg is hurt. 68 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,500 Miss, you've hurt your leg. Don't move. 69 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:40,833 I want to pick up my shoe. 70 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,792 Let me help you. Just stay here. 71 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:44,875 Just go. 72 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:50,417 You're tall enough. You don't need these pads. 73 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:54,417 - Miss, your shoe... - Don't drive if your neck is hurt! 74 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,330 - It wasn't like this before. - Don't try to explain! 75 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:02,958 It's all right now, but it hurts. 76 00:07:03,042 --> 00:07:04,625 My leg hurts too! 77 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:05,833 What should we do now? 78 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:07,542 Take me to the hospital. 79 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,792 - Let's go. - How can I? 80 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,625 Can't you see my leg is hurt? 81 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:17,333 I'll carry you. 82 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:20,250 I'll treat my neck and you'll treat your leg. 83 00:07:22,292 --> 00:07:24,292 - You're so heavy. - Up there. 84 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:27,958 A hurt man holding a crippled girl. Why am I in such a predicament? 85 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:29,875 - What did you say? - Nothing. 86 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:32,239 Stop mumbling. If my injury is serious, I'll make you pay. 87 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:41,417 Doctor, my leg hurts. 88 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:44,500 You've had muscular dystrophy since you were little. 89 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:45,917 Yes, doctor. 90 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,375 My right leg is half an inch shorter. 91 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,167 Will it get shorter? 92 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,792 The wound is near your ligament. 93 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:55,083 I don't know how this will affect you. 94 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,750 We'll need to observe it. 95 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,500 - Heho? - Heho? 96 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,000 Is this may yau's home? 97 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:08,542 Yes. Are you looking for may? She's not home. 98 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:09,958 I'm her dad. What's the matter? 99 00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:12,750 I'm calling from the hospital. 100 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:13,875 Hospital? 101 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,917 Mr. Yau, don't get nervous. 102 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:18,875 I'm not. 103 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:23,167 I'm not nervous at all. I'm using a cell. 104 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:24,625 The battery is running out soon. 105 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:26,708 Who are you? 106 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,500 I... I'm Joe leung. I... 107 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:31,958 What do you want? 108 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,167 I want to tell you... 109 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:37,708 There's magnetic interference. 110 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:41,167 I can't hear you on my mobile. 111 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,125 When are you coming? 112 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:45,958 I'm not coming. You're on your own. 113 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:48,875 I can't make such a big decision for you. 114 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:51,375 Hello? Mr. Yau? 115 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:56,083 What are you looking at? 116 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,500 What a loony! 117 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,143 The patient needs to be hospitalized. 118 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:11,000 Doctor, how's she? 119 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:14,042 - She needs to stay in for observation. - Okay. 120 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,365 Take her to fill in the papers. 121 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,833 Miss yau, I've called your home. 122 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:22,750 Why do you have my number? 123 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:25,167 I saw it at the registration counter. 124 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:26,917 What did my dad say? 125 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,500 He told me to decide for him. 126 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:30,750 Decide for what? 127 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,143 Your dad is such a chicken. His daughter is in hospital 128 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:35,417 and he asked a stranger to decide for him. 129 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,833 He said the cell battery was running out and hung up on me. 130 00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:42,667 - Your dad is a bit round the bend. - You're round the bend! To hell with you! 131 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,167 Miss yau! 132 00:09:48,708 --> 00:09:51,208 If she had been run over, 133 00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:54,000 - that would have saved lots of trouble. - What did you say? 134 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:55,750 I'm sorry. 135 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,375 - Joe leung. - Yes. 136 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:17,917 Officer, you look familiar. 137 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,083 Cut that crap. I meet people like you every day. 138 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:24,667 Look at you. You're disgusting. 139 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,792 It's not safe to let you drive. 140 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,268 I'll definitely revoke your license. 141 00:10:29,292 --> 00:10:33,750 You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. 142 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,167 I'm a taxi driver. 143 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,833 If you revoke my license, I'll be in trouble. 144 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:40,167 I'm also in trouble because of you. 145 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,375 What's done is done. It's too late now. 146 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,125 If it weren't for you, 147 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,750 I wouldn't need to be here today. 148 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,500 You're talking black into white. 149 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:50,375 We have so much to deal with when we drive. 150 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,292 Our hands are on the steering wheel. 151 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:55,125 Our legs have to control the accelerator, clutch and brake. 152 00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:57,583 Road signs may suddenly be altered. 153 00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:58,875 There are traps everywhere. 154 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,226 Also, you guys may suddenly come out 155 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,625 and take a picture of us when we're speeding. 156 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:06,125 What about me? I often hide behind trucks of pigs 157 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:10,542 and wait for you to go to the toilet in order to issue a ticket. 158 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:11,667 What for? 159 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,583 For a living. 160 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,542 You're right. We all work for a living. 161 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,268 Your charges are attempt to tamper with evidence 162 00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:23,625 - officer! - And deliberately moving the injured. 163 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,750 I was trying to save her life! 164 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,667 Were you? If she dies, you'll be charged with manslaughter. 165 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,167 What? Manslaughter? 166 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,583 Sit down! 167 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:34,375 No! I've sat too long! 168 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,958 You were driving without insurance when you killed her. 169 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,125 Isn't this manslaughter? 170 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,333 Officer, mind your words. 171 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,250 She's still alive in hospital. 172 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,292 - Are you trying to frame me? - Sit down. 173 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:46,934 Just like the case of the university student. 174 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:49,125 She committed suicide because of you guys. 175 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,333 It was a trivial matter 176 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,750 just like my case. My insurance expired for two days only. 177 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,583 The girl hasn't sued me. Why would you? 178 00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:55,583 Did you mean I'd set you up? 179 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,059 You've even put down "manslaughter". 180 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,375 Aren't you framing me? 181 00:11:58,792 --> 00:11:59,917 Don't you think so? 182 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,625 If the strike of taxi drivers 183 00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,958 was successful, 184 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,458 you wouldn't even a job. 185 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:06,667 Are you mocking me? 186 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,458 No. You said it yourself. 187 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,292 If I were mocking you, 188 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,542 you wouldn't even food to eat! 189 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,542 - I'll charge you with assault. - What? 190 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,250 You call this an assault? 191 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,333 If you put that down, I'll jump out of this window. 192 00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:22,851 You've all heard. This is his own decision. 193 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,042 It has nothing to do with me. 194 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,333 - Go ahead. We'll be your witnesses. - Shut up! 195 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:27,934 Help me look clearly at his face. 196 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:30,333 If the media ask why I jumped, 197 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,250 tell them that it was caused by this bastard. 198 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,458 Although we're young... 199 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:36,083 I like you. I know you'll back me up. 200 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,625 Bastard, what's your number? 201 00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,417 Pc5726, I'll remember you. 202 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,958 I'll come back to haunt you. 203 00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:43,000 - Back off. - Don't jump. 204 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,917 Stay calm. 205 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:46,833 Don't touch me. 206 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,250 Don't play games with me. 207 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:53,208 No, officer. I really have hurt my back. 208 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,667 Just forget it. 209 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:00,667 - It hurts. - What's up? 210 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,333 Back off! 211 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,792 - It hurts! - Get them out. 212 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,708 Get out! 213 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,583 How come a toilet break would cause this chaos? 214 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,750 - Are you okay? - Don't move me. I've hurt my back. 215 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,125 - Just a traffic accident. Nothing much. - What does that mean? 216 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:17,417 We can discuss. 217 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:19,000 - Really? - Yes. 218 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,643 - We really can discuss? - Yes. Get up first. 219 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,667 I'm okay now. 220 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:22,875 Is her room here? 221 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:25,583 - Room 608. - This is room 604. 222 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,417 - So this is room 6... - Stupid. It's the next one. 223 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,708 Next one? Okay. 224 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,583 This is it. 225 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,167 Who are you looking for? 226 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,042 Miss may ya... 227 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,458 - Yes. - So you're visiting my daughter. 228 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,417 - Are you Mr. Yau? - Yes. 229 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,917 - Greet him. - Uncle. 230 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,833 Well, who are you? 231 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,292 I'm Joe leung. 232 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,750 Who are you? 233 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,333 I called you 234 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,875 and asked you not to get nervous. 235 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:59,583 It was you! I wasn't nervous at all. 236 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,833 It's hard to find a young man like you. 237 00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:04,417 - Come in. - Okay. 238 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,583 - Mr. Yau, you're quite a driver. - Of course. 239 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,667 Is he loony? 240 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:28,292 It doesn't matter as long as he signs the settlement. 241 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,375 - What's wrong? - There are stones. 242 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,542 There are stones! 243 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,042 Turn! 244 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,792 His condition is quite serious. 245 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,958 All the easier to deal with. 246 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,708 Uphill now. 247 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,792 Turn. 248 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:03,750 Why have you stopped? 249 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,542 There's... 250 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:06,875 Radar. 251 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,333 Daughter, you're up already? 252 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,184 How could I sleep with all the noises you made? 253 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,601 I have something important to talk to them. Can you go out for a while? 254 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:17,583 Okay. Remember to pull the hand brake. 255 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,250 Why are you here? 256 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,167 He's my elder brother. 257 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,042 Hi, miss yau. My name's sea. 258 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,750 He said he wanted to visit you. 259 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,208 We've bought you something. Put them down. 260 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,833 Here are some magazines. Your shoe has been mended. 261 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,417 Don't play Mr. Nice guy! 262 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,458 How's your leg? 263 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,208 Are you blind? I'm crippled! 264 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,250 I know how you feel. 265 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,458 If a friend of yours hurts her leg, 266 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,708 you wouldn't expect her to recover at once. 267 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,583 But after she has recovered, 268 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,958 you won't remember that she was ever wounded. 269 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,733 Are you taking pleasure in my pain? 270 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,958 No. I just want to find out what responsibility I should bear. 271 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:05,625 If you're so responsible, why don't you work as a social worker? 272 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,167 Miss yau, do you know 273 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,167 what's it like to feel guilty? 274 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,667 My brother couldn't sleep well. He couldn't breathe. 275 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,125 Yes. I'm still not feeling well inside. 276 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,208 You're nuts. 277 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:19,000 You said my young brother is nuts? 278 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,667 Your family are all nuts! 279 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,309 - How can you say that to miss yau? - Go away! 280 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,000 - Go away! Go away! - Miss yau... 281 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,003 - Calm down, miss yau. - I don't want to see you! 282 00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:27,167 - Miss yau. - Go away! 283 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,292 - Go away! - You have such a quick temper. 284 00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:30,667 - Miss yau. - Go away! 285 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,042 - We bought it. - Miss ya... 286 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,325 - Go away! - Miss yau, see you. 287 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,708 - Goodbye, old lady. - Go away! 288 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:36,500 Enjoy the show. 289 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:56,125 Get this money and take away my tickets. 290 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,208 Get my money and take away my bad luck. 291 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,875 This is sticky rice and this is normal rice. 292 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,333 Everyone has rice, money. 293 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,792 Let me drive smoothly on the road. 294 00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,375 Let nothing disturb my passengers. 295 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,167 Let no cats or dogs go in my way. 296 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:21,208 Let may yau recover soon. 297 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,333 Thank you, earth gods. 298 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:31,125 "Our glorious homeland is in turmoil" 299 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:38,458 "our lovely lakes are filled with sorrow" 300 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:43,917 "in the mainland" 301 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,417 "many noble spirits have risen" 302 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:53,625 "we're determined to convert our suffering" 303 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:58,000 "into fuel that drives us to success" 304 00:17:58,292 --> 00:18:02,250 "we are brave Chinese" 305 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:06,333 "whose Chinese spirit has been awaken" 306 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,292 "we will act in unity" 307 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,750 "and fear no difficulty" 308 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:13,500 "to break through darkness" 309 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,833 nice! 310 00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,583 - Are you through? - Yes. 311 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:20,042 - Then give me a plaster. My neck hurts. - Okay. 312 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,250 Joe, can I take part in a show now? 313 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,167 Wait till you've become "representative". 314 00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:32,083 - Lightly. - Joe, we'd better settle the case quickly. 315 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,875 - We have to do business. - I'm trying my best. 316 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,708 I'm scared of her. 317 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,833 She hits me hard whenever she sees me. 318 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,542 It's difficult to get her sign the settlement. 319 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,667 Cher, why don't you come with me tomorrow? 320 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,333 I have to go to bed early. School tomorrow. 321 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,458 All right. I'll go with you tomorrow. 322 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,917 But I won't play driving again. 323 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,708 Who knows what Mr. Yau will come up with. 324 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:57,917 You must be kidding! 325 00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,333 We'll see. 326 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,708 - Miss yau. - What? 327 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,792 Isn't your head bent to one side? 328 00:19:25,292 --> 00:19:26,542 It has healed. 329 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,625 You can't wear shoes yet? 330 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,167 Can you find such big shoes for me? 331 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:39,583 It's not easy to find. 332 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,167 The supermarket isn't open yet. 333 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,417 I'm here to see you. 334 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,083 Where's you dad? 335 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,125 You can just talk to me. 336 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:53,750 It's about the insurance. 337 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,958 You know, we have to pay all at once. 338 00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,667 But workers like us are constantly short of money. 339 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,487 I know what you're trying to say. 340 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,792 Look around, it's big here. 341 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,583 The weather is nice. I can't make any decisions. 342 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:08,375 Have you had your lunch? 343 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,473 Miss yau, you have a good sense of humor. 344 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,458 That's because you're funny. 345 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,125 Hey! 346 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,750 Did you do this on purpose? 347 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,375 You've scared me. 348 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,934 I'm more scared! I've moved them around for more than hundred times. 349 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,250 You correct me every time. 350 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,833 Where should I put them? 351 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,167 I haven't decided yet. 352 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,250 How do I know? 353 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,833 Then hold these until you've figured it out. 354 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,559 - I'm not moving them. - You have to, or I won't... 355 00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:39,417 - Mr. Yau. - Hold on. 356 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,184 I can feel it when they're in the right position. 357 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,125 Don't you understand? 358 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,625 By the time you get the feeling, 359 00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,375 I won't have any feeling. I quit! 360 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,542 May I say something, gentlemen? 361 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:48,708 Fire away. 362 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,042 - It was your fault. - What? 363 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,708 You work here and you have to be responsible. 364 00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,917 The supermarket is going to open soon. 365 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,167 If you quit now, 366 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,488 their business will be affected. 367 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,208 Who are you? I don't like your stance. 368 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:02,667 Let's say I don't know him 369 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,417 and my stance is fine. It's your problem. 370 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,167 Mr. Yau, look over there. 371 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,570 Under the leadership of miss yau, 372 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,625 many young people are working hard with you. 373 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:11,875 Don't be afraid. 374 00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:14,375 Boss, I'll be back tomorrow for our wages. 375 00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,292 Stay here. I'll deal with him. 376 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,375 Remember this day. 377 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,542 Once you leave, you leave hope behind. 378 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:24,083 This supermarket will be open in four days. 379 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:26,167 - Have you finished? - Yes. 380 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,042 Bros, let's go. 381 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,042 Let's go. 382 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,208 Don't follow him. He's not a man. 383 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:33,500 He's a devil. He's Satan. 384 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,625 Trust me. I'm a devoted catholic. 385 00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:38,042 Stay here. We'll distribute biscuits. 386 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,917 Let me go. You nuts. 387 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,542 Have I made a good speech? 388 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,625 Ask him. 389 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,792 I'm sorry, Mr. Yau. 390 00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:55,708 I don't know he leads a team. 391 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,292 You're awesome, young man. 392 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:02,292 - This is for you. - You don't have to. There are plenty here. 393 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,375 Get up. 394 00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:06,125 Mr. Yau... 395 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,708 About the insurance... 396 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:11,208 I know. You don't need to tell me. 397 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,417 We'll fix the supermarket for you. He said he knows. 398 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,625 We should. 399 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,750 Thanks. 400 00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:25,625 - Hey. - What? 401 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,625 The witch isn't around. You don't have to work so hard. 402 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:30,750 I'm muddling through. 403 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,458 I can't see why Mr. Yau 404 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,208 would take over such a broken store? 405 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:36,667 What do you know? 406 00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:39,500 Rich people like secondhand things. 407 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:42,167 This sounds a bit like you. 408 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:44,792 Cut it out! 409 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:48,417 Are we still brothers? 410 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,500 You shouldn't say things like this in public. 411 00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,583 - What's wrong? - Radar over there. 412 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,875 Sea, stop dancing. Keep working. 413 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:10,375 The party's over? 414 00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:13,083 I want to go on. 415 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:20,000 - Young man, thanks for the oranges. - You're welcome. 416 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,500 Take them back and eat them yourselves. 417 00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:24,018 - Make orange juice with them? - All right. 418 00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:25,042 -Bye-b.ye 419 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:26,167 bye-bye. 420 00:24:29,208 --> 00:24:31,042 - Oh, right. - What? 421 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:33,958 - Come back early tomorrow. - Okay. 422 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:35,708 - Bye-bye. - Goodnight. Bye-bye. 423 00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:38,167 Come. 424 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,125 - I'm tired. - You bastard. 425 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:41,958 Played smart and rubbed the floor! 426 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,208 - Aren't you scared? - I'm exhausted. 427 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:47,500 - Aren't you scared? - Scared of what? 428 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,583 There's a dog behind us. 429 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,065 Bastard, are you trying to scare me? 430 00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,833 You beat me? 431 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,708 It hurts. 432 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:59,583 How can we go home now? Let's get a massage. 433 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:01,125 Which number? 434 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,792 Number seven. She's good at it. 435 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:45,333 Get up! 436 00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,875 You! Move the soft drinks over there. 437 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,292 And you, move the oil there. 438 00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,125 Pick it up. 439 00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:07,083 "Rose, Rose, that's me..." 440 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,851 I've place a matrimonial ad for so long and there's still no news. 441 00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,417 Men are so useless. 442 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,042 Which paper have you placed your ad? 443 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:20,000 This body shape is just right for me. 444 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,250 Your mouth is slightly big. 445 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:24,792 It's said that people with big mouths are impotent. 446 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,333 Perfect! 447 00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:40,125 I've found the right man at last. 448 00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,542 - Terrific! - My piles! 449 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:45,250 Look at you. Round mouth, round nose, 450 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,375 round everywhere. 451 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,000 My fortune teller said 452 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:52,500 my future husband is round everywhere. 453 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,375 Has anyone answered your matrimonial ad? 454 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:56,375 Granny, do you read the newspaper too? 455 00:26:56,417 --> 00:27:00,292 Yes. You stink. Did you step on poo? 456 00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:03,333 No. It's my new perfume. 457 00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:05,375 Right, I've deposited the amount 458 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,375 you wanted to borrow into your bank account. 459 00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:10,667 Granny, you're borrowing from her again? 460 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:12,208 Because of this supermarket, 461 00:27:12,292 --> 00:27:14,500 we three have owed everyone a lot. 462 00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:16,750 You're wrong, may. 463 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:19,250 Our relatives' money is our money. 464 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,333 That's right. 465 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:24,500 Cousin, just relax. 466 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,125 I know you think I'm slutty. 467 00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:29,708 But I was born this way. I can't help it. 468 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,000 How's your leg? 469 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:35,000 - I've been busy... - I'm fine. Thanks. 470 00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:36,583 May... 471 00:27:37,292 --> 00:27:39,417 What are you staring at? 472 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,417 Granny, is he a staff member? 473 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,875 He's a volunteer. 474 00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:46,875 Tell him to deliver 10 bags of rice to my home. 475 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,833 Okay. Sure. 476 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,000 - And a dozen eggs. - Okay. 477 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:52,125 Bye-bye. 478 00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:57,208 "Rose, Rose, I love you" 479 00:27:57,292 --> 00:27:59,582 bye-bye. Rose... 480 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:02,250 - Bye-bye. - Women will ruin your life. 481 00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:04,833 Without women, you wouldn't have your daughter! 482 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,708 Do you want to date my niece? 483 00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:08,792 Any suggestions? 484 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:12,000 You can act like a male ostrich. 485 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,333 Bury your head into the ground 486 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,917 and cover it with soil. 487 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,375 Waggle your ass to attract the female. 488 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:21,000 If I Bury my head into the ground, 489 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,601 I'll die before she falls in love with me. 490 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,125 What nonsense! 491 00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:26,708 You can insult me but you can't insult the ostrich. 492 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:30,125 - Get lost or I'll swear. - All right. 493 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,833 Screw yourself. 494 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:38,583 I've found a perfect man at last. 495 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,583 Without the sacrifice of you three, 496 00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:44,208 I would never get my fourth happy marriage. 497 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:47,500 I'm sorry. 498 00:28:48,042 --> 00:28:49,875 Thanks for your hard work. 499 00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:54,500 He's here! 500 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,500 Help me check him out, okay? 501 00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:08,208 You're here. 502 00:29:08,292 --> 00:29:09,375 Where should I put them? 503 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,625 I have a sad life. 504 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:17,583 Mine is worse. 505 00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:20,267 I've climbed seven floors carrying these. Where should I put them? 506 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:25,083 Poor you. Put them in the kitchen. Come on in. 507 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:36,250 Please put the rice up there. 508 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:48,750 Have you got a stool? 509 00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:53,583 Here. Stand on this and you'll be tall enough. 510 00:29:56,875 --> 00:30:00,000 Eighty one kilogram. Just right! 511 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:04,792 What are you doing? 512 00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:08,917 You're sturdy. Good. 513 00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:10,500 Do you have any drinks? 514 00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:13,583 Yes. Please go out first. 515 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,500 - Have a seat. - Okay. 516 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,250 I'll make you a nice drink. 517 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:22,250 The drink is ready. Please move over. 518 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:26,125 This will make you feel stronger. 519 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,542 - What's this? - Brandy with eggs. 520 00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:30,875 It'll do me good. 521 00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:31,875 But it's no use 522 00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:34,750 to my dead husbands. 523 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,667 The one on the right is my first husband Richard. 524 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:41,000 He was 53. I gave him more tonic food as he was old. 525 00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:43,417 He died because of overnutrition. 526 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:46,500 This was my second husband. 527 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:49,042 He was stronger and younger, 528 00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:52,208 but... let's not talk about him. 529 00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,833 I got smart the third time. 530 00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,750 I married a doctor. 531 00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,667 I thought he would take care of himself. 532 00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:01,042 But he couldn't cure his own illnesses. 533 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,625 Anymore? 534 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,042 Yes. Glad that you can take it. 535 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:11,958 - They all died in my embrace. - Give it to me. 536 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:14,500 They said they couldn't put up with me. 537 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,458 They didn't go clubbing much. 538 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,208 Are you married? 539 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,500 It withered so quickly! 540 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,375 It's working already? 541 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:26,333 - No. I thought your ex-husbands were great. - Yes. 542 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:29,125 I want to bow to them. 543 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,375 You're passionate. 544 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,458 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 545 00:31:36,542 --> 00:31:40,583 May peace be with you always. 546 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:43,417 Men, please forgive me. I... 547 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,542 Joe, you're so much fun. 548 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,625 I have something more fun. 549 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:49,458 I'll give you a riddle. 550 00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:51,625 What riddle? 551 00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:53,875 - Tell me. - Listen carefully. 552 00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:56,542 You put something hard into a small hole. 553 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:59,208 Then you go through it by lurching forward. 554 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,417 What is it? 555 00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:05,375 Naughty boy, 556 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,542 you're making me horny. 557 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,125 Hi, cousin. 558 00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:14,042 He's naughty. He's given me a riddle. 559 00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:17,208 - You put something hard... - Cut it out. 560 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:18,625 Filthy. 561 00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,833 No. She's wrong. 562 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:22,792 The answer isn't filthy. Make another guess. 563 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:23,875 Bye-bye. 564 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:25,958 Not filthy? 565 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:31,042 Oh no, I'd better take a cold shower. 566 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,917 May, there's so much money. 567 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Ask Joe to help you carry it. 568 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:45,333 Granny, we haven't known him for long. 569 00:32:45,417 --> 00:32:46,833 We don't know him well. 570 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,167 We'd better carry it ourselves. 571 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,958 Give him the money. If anything goes wrong, ask him to repay us. 572 00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:56,542 He won't have that kind of money. 573 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:07,375 Look at him, granny. 574 00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,333 He just can't stop moving his body. 575 00:33:09,417 --> 00:33:10,667 What time is it, comrade? 576 00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:15,292 - He's bumped into his friend. - Okay. 577 00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:17,000 Let's get the money first. 578 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:18,083 Thanks. 579 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,458 Why don't you count it? 580 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:23,292 There are too many people. Let's get out first. 581 00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:26,250 Everyone seems like a thief when you're carrying so much money. 582 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,958 What time is it, comrade? 583 00:33:29,417 --> 00:33:31,292 I don't work here. 584 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,333 It's five to three. 585 00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:34,625 Thanks, comrade. 586 00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:36,458 Don't mention it. 587 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,208 - Are we leaving? - Yes. 588 00:33:40,792 --> 00:33:41,792 Let's go. 589 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,042 Why do you keep moving your body? 590 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,917 Why does this bother you? 591 00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:48,833 Can't you give me a break? 592 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:55,042 Comrade, it's two and a half to three. I'm leaving now. 593 00:33:55,958 --> 00:33:57,000 He scared me. 594 00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:01,000 Did you take out a lot of money? 595 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,667 How do you know? I've got 3,000 dollars. 596 00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:07,970 You don't need to hold your bag like this if it's just 3,000 dollars. 597 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:10,125 Where's the car park? 598 00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:12,000 Around the corner. 599 00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:18,958 Hurry up. 600 00:34:21,917 --> 00:34:24,833 - Hurry up. - I'm limping. How can I move fast? 601 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,167 - Shall I carry the bag for you? - No. 602 00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:28,708 - Give it to me. - No. 603 00:34:28,792 --> 00:34:29,958 There's no time. 604 00:34:30,042 --> 00:34:31,667 I'll wait for you at the car park. 605 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,333 I'll wait for you at the car park. 606 00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,333 - Give me back my bag! - Don't run. 607 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:36,792 I'll kill you when I catch you. 608 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,208 Don't move. 609 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:41,542 Your gun has hurt my kidney! 610 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:43,000 Smile! Smile! 611 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,208 Comrade, smile! Smile! 612 00:34:47,875 --> 00:34:48,917 Joe. 613 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,059 - We don't have time. Get in the car. - We're going to have tea. 614 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,403 - Get in the car. - Get in. Hurry! 615 00:34:56,458 --> 00:34:57,292 A robbery! 616 00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:58,833 - Joe! - A robbery! 617 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:13,583 Joe! 618 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:16,042 Let me see. 619 00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:20,125 - Where's the money? - They've got it. 620 00:35:20,167 --> 00:35:23,167 Don't pretend, Joe. 621 00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:26,417 What do you mean? 622 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:29,292 I know you're robbing us with your friends. 623 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:31,833 I've robbed you? 624 00:35:31,917 --> 00:35:33,083 Can't you see I'm injured? 625 00:35:33,167 --> 00:35:35,750 I'm not arguing with you. It's sheer bad luck. 626 00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:37,875 I'll give you back 3,000 dollars. 627 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:39,750 Three thousand dollars? 628 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:40,833 Just 2,000 dollars? 629 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:42,625 It's 200,000 dollars! 630 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:47,167 One finger makes such a big difference? 631 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:55,167 Why did you frame me? 632 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,250 I was pushed down the car. You saw it. 633 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,083 How could I be involved in the robbery? 634 00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:01,143 Now I have to go to the police station from time to time. 635 00:36:01,167 --> 00:36:02,750 I was speaking the truth. 636 00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,309 It was dangerous for you to carry the money. 637 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:06,042 I was trying to help. 638 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:07,948 The money was safe in my hands. 639 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,250 It was taken in your hands. 640 00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:12,250 Young man, I wasn't born yesterday. 641 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:13,250 You took the money. 642 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:16,083 - Just admit it. - Oh my! 643 00:36:16,167 --> 00:36:17,351 I didn't take it. How can I admit? 644 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,059 If I'd taken the money, I'd have admitted it. 645 00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:20,917 The robbers were pointing a gun at me. 646 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,417 I nearly pissed in my pants. 647 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,083 - Did you? - Yes. 648 00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:27,250 Your pants aren't even wet. 649 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:30,458 It's just an expression, 650 00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:33,958 meaning the situation was critical. 651 00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,625 Two hundred thousand dollars isn't a small sum. 652 00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:39,833 Without the money to buy stock, 653 00:36:39,917 --> 00:36:41,792 your dad will play the harmonica again. 654 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:46,000 Money lost can be found. 655 00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:47,625 That's easy for you to say. 656 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,417 The money is very important to us. 657 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,708 My life wasn't important 658 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,792 when they were pointing a gun at me. 659 00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:58,083 Where are you going? 660 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,792 I'm going to find the robbers to get my share. Alright? 661 00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:09,208 Sir, you can't borrow 200,000 dollars with your income. 662 00:37:10,125 --> 00:37:13,292 Miss, I'm in big trouble. 663 00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:16,708 Your ad said you'd support people in need unconditionally. 664 00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,167 I'm in need of money. 665 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:20,167 Do you really believe in this? 666 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,583 Yes. I'm childish. I believe in this. 667 00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:25,417 Miss, please help me. I really need the money. 668 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,083 You're a taxi driver. Is the taxi yours? 669 00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:31,458 I have two partners. 670 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,917 Take this form 671 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,792 and discuss with your partners. 672 00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:37,417 What if they don't agree? 673 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,833 Take your time. 674 00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:40,167 Thanks. 675 00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:48,083 - It's on me. - Cher, have some. 676 00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:51,833 Yummy! 677 00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:57,917 We're going to be rich. 678 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,125 Did you win the lottery? 679 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,375 There's a business. I've asked the Buddha 680 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,226 and checked with fortune tellers. 681 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,208 If you invest, you'll get rich. 682 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:08,083 We're brothers. 683 00:38:08,167 --> 00:38:10,167 Last time I got the taxi, I counted you in, right? 684 00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:11,750 - Yes. - Yes, right? 685 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,333 Do you want to be a boss? 686 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,167 Yes! I want to buy pretty clothes, sea. 687 00:38:17,292 --> 00:38:19,458 Cher is smart. Look. 688 00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:21,601 Sign here and you'll have all the pretty clothes you want. 689 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,167 Sign here? Why is it so small? 690 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,417 - For easy carrying. - I'll sign. 691 00:38:29,917 --> 00:38:31,500 - Do you want to be rich? - Yes! Yes! 692 00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:33,083 Sign here then. 693 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,333 For you. 694 00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:39,000 - Let's drink to it. Cheers! - Cheers! 695 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,167 Cheers! 696 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:44,250 Joe, what business is this? 697 00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,417 Investing in the supermarket. 698 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:52,208 What? That supermarket? No way. 699 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:54,958 No. You signed it. 700 00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:57,000 That means you've agreed to sell the taxi. 701 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,250 What? 702 00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:02,417 You're going to sell my taxi to help that woman? Are you insane? 703 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,750 I got her into trouble twice. 704 00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:05,625 I should help her at least once. 705 00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:07,468 Do it yourself. I don't want to be involved. 706 00:39:08,792 --> 00:39:10,208 Do you think I want to do this? 707 00:39:10,292 --> 00:39:11,768 If you had paid the insurance on time, 708 00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:13,893 - I wouldn't have been in such trouble. - Are you blaming me now? 709 00:39:13,917 --> 00:39:15,542 - Your signature's here. - Give it to me. 710 00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:16,500 - No way! - Stop! 711 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:17,583 Don't touch me. 712 00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:18,583 - Don't count me in. - Don't! 713 00:39:18,667 --> 00:39:19,958 - Don't fight. - This is fraud! 714 00:39:20,042 --> 00:39:21,083 - Give it back! - Go away! 715 00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:23,292 Don't run. Give me the paper. 716 00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:24,809 - Let go of me. - Don't be like that. 717 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,208 You haven't checked the bill. 718 00:39:26,292 --> 00:39:27,667 I'm going to sell the taxi. 719 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:28,750 Just try. 720 00:39:28,792 --> 00:39:30,393 I'll chop you into pieces if you sell it. 721 00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:32,817 - Just leave it. - Leave it? Who's going to pay for the meal? 722 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,625 - You. - Me? 723 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:38,125 - Get me the bill! - Okay, coming. 724 00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:45,958 Your admirer? 725 00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,083 He admires me. 726 00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:55,875 There are so many roses. 727 00:39:57,167 --> 00:39:58,417 I'm overwhelmed! 728 00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:00,708 To express my love to you. 729 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:05,167 I'm so touched. I'm going to cry! 730 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:10,792 Such a big heart. 731 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:14,292 He's even giving me his heart. 732 00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:19,042 Who can he be? 733 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,999 It must be him! Oh my! 734 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,917 Abracadabra... 735 00:40:33,917 --> 00:40:37,917 I'm tired. I'm going to die. 736 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,042 Help! 737 00:40:43,167 --> 00:40:45,792 This is hard on me. 738 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:50,167 This is hard on me. 739 00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:57,000 "Who's real and who's the imposter" 740 00:40:57,083 --> 00:40:59,667 "it's really difficult to tell" 741 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:02,250 "look at the hat on his head" 742 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,917 "and the people around him" 743 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,333 "there are dragons on his left and on his right" 744 00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:09,583 "there are dragons in front of him and behind him" 745 00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:10,893 "up and down, before and after" 746 00:41:10,917 --> 00:41:12,437 "left and right one, two, three, four" 747 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,750 "five, six, seven, eight, nine nine dragons" 748 00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:16,792 dragons? 749 00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:18,059 Mr. Yau, what're you doing? 750 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,875 I should be the one to ask this question. 751 00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:22,875 - I was playing with your daughter. - With your pants off? 752 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,758 Do you want to take this off to play with me? 753 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,042 - It hurts! - Play... 754 00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:27,417 Help, granny! 755 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,000 What are you two doing? 756 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:33,333 - Messing around in the supermarket. - Stop it. 757 00:41:33,417 --> 00:41:37,083 Why did you take his pants off? 758 00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:39,750 It wasn't me! 759 00:41:44,125 --> 00:41:45,458 What are you laughing at? 760 00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:46,667 Enjoy seeing his pants off? 761 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:47,875 What are you doing? 762 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:49,958 Put your pants on. Hurry up. 763 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:55,333 "Rose, Rose, that's me" 764 00:41:55,667 --> 00:42:00,417 "Rose, Rose, that's me" 765 00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:03,208 Joe! 766 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,500 She's so horny. 767 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:14,208 The roses you sent me were beautiful. 768 00:42:14,292 --> 00:42:17,708 - I'm so loved! I even sprayed preservatives. - Lunatic. 769 00:42:17,917 --> 00:42:20,958 - I know how you feel for me. - Lunatic. Lunatic. 770 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,125 Are you done yet? 771 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,167 I'm sorry, granny. 772 00:42:27,208 --> 00:42:29,833 I was so obsessed with him that I didn't see you. 773 00:42:29,917 --> 00:42:31,583 Greet your uncle. 774 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:33,417 Uncle! 775 00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:37,042 - Hi there. - Uncle, what are you doing? 776 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,292 - What am I doing? - Yes. 777 00:42:39,042 --> 00:42:40,125 What is he doing? 778 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:42,125 What are we doing? 779 00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:44,708 What are they doing? 780 00:42:44,792 --> 00:42:47,208 Granny... 781 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:49,167 - Granny! - May! 782 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:53,000 - May, go to the doctor's with Joe. - "I'm waiting to be picked up by you" 783 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,917 - see a doctor. - Let's go. 784 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,833 - Filthy! - Joe, the riddle you gave me last time, 785 00:42:57,917 --> 00:42:59,917 - I don't know the answer yet. - May, may! 786 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,208 - Joe, Joe! - Scarlet, they're warming up to each other. 787 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:04,958 I'm not just warmed up. I'm overheated! 788 00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:06,667 - Come with me. - Joe... 789 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:09,000 Help me do a facial. Come. 790 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:11,458 May! May! 791 00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,375 You have a filthy mind. 792 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:15,500 How filthy? 793 00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:17,708 You put something hard into a small hole. 794 00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:20,458 Then you go through it by lurching forward. 795 00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:22,167 It's just crossing the harbor. 796 00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,268 Haven't you taken a ferry before? 797 00:43:24,292 --> 00:43:25,292 Stupid joke. 798 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:31,833 Stay here, bastard! 799 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,042 How can you have such a good mood? 800 00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:32,792 There are still lots of work to do. 801 00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:39,958 We'll make it. No worries. 802 00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:43,875 - Does your leg still hurt? - Not anymore. 803 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,417 When will your leg recover? 804 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,667 The doctor said it'd recovered. This is it. 805 00:44:58,167 --> 00:45:01,167 Do you have life goals, Joe? 806 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:07,875 I just go wherever my life takes me. 807 00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:09,667 I haven't reached any goals yet. 808 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:14,167 You should stop fooling around. 809 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,875 Who would let their daughter marry a man like you? 810 00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:19,875 You have to change if you want to get married. 811 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,750 Do you have a daughter to marry me? 812 00:45:23,542 --> 00:45:26,833 Do you like my granddaughter? She's a good girl. 813 00:45:28,417 --> 00:45:31,167 No kidding, granny. 814 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,167 I brought up my granddaughter. 815 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,917 I know what she thinks. 816 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,667 If you're okay, she's okay. 817 00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:38,958 Bingo! 818 00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:41,958 Bingo? Then go for it! 819 00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:45,500 Sea, fancy a lemonade? 820 00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:47,292 Yes, please. 821 00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:50,042 I want one too. More lemon. 822 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,583 - This one. - Try it out. 823 00:45:58,417 --> 00:45:59,601 You said you know how to fix it! 824 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:01,458 Only you said I could. 825 00:46:20,417 --> 00:46:26,542 May, I love you. I love you. I love... 826 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:47,750 Stop right there! 827 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:50,500 Who is it? 828 00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:21,792 Joe! 829 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:24,667 Okay. 830 00:47:28,167 --> 00:47:29,208 Over there! 831 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Stop there! 832 00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:39,875 - Stop! - Joe! 833 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:43,750 Don't be afraid. 834 00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:51,500 Didn't you say may's here? 835 00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:54,917 You wouldn't have come if I hadn't said so. 836 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,333 Who was there just now? 837 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,958 What if he comes back? 838 00:48:00,292 --> 00:48:03,417 Forget it. We'll handle this tomorrow. Let's go. 839 00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:13,583 - What's up? Your piles hurt? - Yes. 840 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,417 Adjust the position before sitting down. 841 00:48:19,875 --> 00:48:21,125 What have you done? 842 00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:24,667 - I thought you were just pretending. - Nonsense. Give it back to me. 843 00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:28,458 Have some congee. 844 00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:31,083 Comfortable? 845 00:48:32,167 --> 00:48:33,167 Hey. 846 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:35,500 - I have something to tell you. - What's up? 847 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:37,875 I'm going to be a star. 848 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:40,958 What? 849 00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:42,292 You? 850 00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:45,875 You're not even five feet high. How can you be a star? 851 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,667 I've already finished filming. 852 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:52,542 They said I'm pretty and have a good figure. 853 00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:55,505 They also said I acted well. They all want me to be in their commercials. 854 00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:56,917 All right. 855 00:48:57,583 --> 00:48:59,292 - Show it to us. - Okay. 856 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000 What's my role? 857 00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:05,787 Anyone, just don't do anything that will embarrass us. 858 00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:07,125 No problem. 859 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:10,000 - Hey. - What's up? 860 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:11,333 Do you have time tonight? 861 00:49:11,875 --> 00:49:12,917 No. What's up? 862 00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:14,917 Nothing. 863 00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:16,125 What's up? 864 00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:19,000 You have piles. Just take a rest. 865 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:23,333 The winner of miss Asia pageant 1986 is... 866 00:49:23,583 --> 00:49:26,250 Number 14, Nina li! 867 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:30,125 I'm happy to be the winner of miss Asia pageant. 868 00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:32,708 I'll be the pride of Hong Kong. 869 00:49:32,792 --> 00:49:34,917 What do you think? 870 00:49:36,292 --> 00:49:37,917 - Do I look like her? - Like a whore. 871 00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:40,208 Like who? 872 00:49:40,292 --> 00:49:41,625 Like the singer Alan tam. 873 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:42,833 I'm not talking to you. 874 00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:25,417 Come on. 875 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:55,000 Who is it? 876 00:50:55,417 --> 00:50:57,833 I'm your devoted admirer. 877 00:50:58,708 --> 00:51:01,125 I don't deserve your admiration. 878 00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:02,375 You deserve it. 879 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:04,792 We often see each other, 880 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:07,042 but I don't have the courage to talk to you. 881 00:51:07,458 --> 00:51:09,250 All those words 882 00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:12,208 are like a big stone pressing on my heart. 883 00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:14,583 I've waited for this opportunity for so long. 884 00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:16,958 I can't stand it anymore. 885 00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:19,250 I can't stand it either. 886 00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:23,958 It's you, sea. 887 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,833 Joe, are you doing a part-time job here? 888 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:29,375 I'm catching the secret admirer, and that's you? 889 00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:30,708 No. I was just kidding. 890 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:31,917 Just kidding? 891 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,542 Joe, we've come to help. 892 00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:35,268 - Don't run away! - Don't let him run away. 893 00:51:35,292 --> 00:51:36,333 - Catch him! - Catch him! 894 00:51:36,417 --> 00:51:38,577 - Let's go! - Why are there so many people to catch me? 895 00:51:38,917 --> 00:51:40,292 - Stop! - This way. 896 00:51:42,708 --> 00:51:44,833 Cover your head! 897 00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:48,042 I can't. 898 00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:50,208 - Jump. - I can't. 899 00:51:50,292 --> 00:51:51,208 Joe! 900 00:51:51,292 --> 00:51:53,708 - You're doomed if they catch you. Just jump! - Stop! 901 00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:55,792 - Jump! - I can't! 902 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:57,750 Someone has drowned! 903 00:51:57,833 --> 00:51:59,500 - Joe! - He's jumped. 904 00:52:00,792 --> 00:52:01,667 He's disappeared. 905 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,958 - I can't see him. - Did he dive in? 906 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,125 Where has he gone? 907 00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:06,125 - Nothing. - I'll go catch him. 908 00:52:06,167 --> 00:52:08,375 Don't jump. It's a sewage. It's stinky. 909 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:09,917 The water is cold. Don't jump. 910 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,125 He's coming up! 911 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:17,125 - Look! He's sea! - Right! 912 00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:18,667 Why is sea here? 913 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:21,375 - Have you seen the secret admirer? - What? 914 00:52:21,792 --> 00:52:25,250 Yes. He swam over there. I couldn't catch him. 915 00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:27,542 The water is cold. Go up first. 916 00:52:27,625 --> 00:52:28,917 When did sea come? 917 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:32,042 He's been in the water for a few hours. 918 00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:33,925 I knew the pervert would jump into the water, 919 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,708 so I've asked him to wait in the water. 920 00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:37,125 Come up first. 921 00:52:37,167 --> 00:52:38,167 Come up. 922 00:52:38,292 --> 00:52:40,252 Now that you've stopped looking, I'll go up first. 923 00:52:46,292 --> 00:52:47,292 Here. 924 00:52:47,583 --> 00:52:49,250 Why can't you date her in broad daylight? 925 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:52,333 Look at the mess you're in. Poor you. 926 00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:54,375 I want to do this in broad daylight. 927 00:52:54,458 --> 00:52:56,500 But you show up whenever I want to talk to her. 928 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:57,583 How can I? 929 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,792 Okay. It was all my fault. 930 00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:02,000 If it hadn't been for me, you couldn't have escaped. 931 00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:04,042 Quiet! If someone finds out, 932 00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:06,792 I'll kill you. I'll chop you into pieces. I'll throttle you. 933 00:53:07,917 --> 00:53:13,000 You've kept your secret well. No one will find out. 934 00:53:15,167 --> 00:53:17,000 - Granny. - Drink this ginger soup. 935 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,083 Any for you? 936 00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:19,917 Yes. Drink it. 937 00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:22,167 Have a sip. 938 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,125 I can't. It's for the secret admirer only. 939 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:30,375 - Put this on. Don't catch a cold. - Thanks. 940 00:53:34,417 --> 00:53:36,125 - What's this? - Tablets for cold. 941 00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:39,208 Medicine and sweater... 942 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:42,768 Are you trying to scare me to death? 943 00:53:42,792 --> 00:53:44,583 So you're the secret admirer. 944 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:48,875 You're secretive! 945 00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:50,559 I don't know what you're up to all this time. 946 00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:52,125 How secretive you are! 947 00:53:52,208 --> 00:53:54,125 Sea, have some more ginger soup. 948 00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:55,208 No, thanks! 949 00:53:55,292 --> 00:53:57,583 He's so bad-tempered. 950 00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:08,250 Don't just stand there. 951 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,417 Make it look nice. 952 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:14,417 Put away the boxes. 953 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,893 Don't leave them in the middle of the road. 954 00:54:15,917 --> 00:54:17,875 They cost money. Be careful. 955 00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:21,125 Get to work right away. 956 00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:24,042 Here you come. 957 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:27,208 This is the invitation for the cocktail party tomorrow. 958 00:54:28,667 --> 00:54:30,167 What are you up to? 959 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:31,833 You open a new store here. 960 00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:33,542 Why did you sell the old one to us? 961 00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,370 How could I get a new one without selling the old one? 962 00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:39,125 Haven't you hurt us enough by selling that junk to us? 963 00:54:39,167 --> 00:54:40,542 We can have our own business. 964 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:42,601 The most important thing is that it's a good business. 965 00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,500 How's your dad? 966 00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:46,042 Thanks for being so thoughtful! 967 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:49,542 You're one hell of a relative! 968 00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,542 Aren't you trying to ruin their business? 969 00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:53,417 None of your business. I've got money. 970 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,583 It wasn't my business. 971 00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,268 But I've sold my taxi and become a shareholder. 972 00:54:57,292 --> 00:54:59,976 - This is now my business. - Don't waste time talking to him. Back off! 973 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000 May! 974 00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:04,125 May, your leg hasn't recovered yet. 975 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:06,042 This is heavy. Let me throw it. 976 00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,184 - Stay away. - You have to break it. 977 00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:08,208 Okay. 978 00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:13,875 - Use the ladder. - No. 979 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:16,042 Go on! 980 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:28,458 Sorry, I've broken the glasses. 981 00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:31,000 It doesn't matter. 982 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,083 Don't worry about me. Take care of yourself. 983 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,708 Thanks. Am I smart? 984 00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:37,167 Yes, you are. 985 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,083 Thanks for your encouragement. 986 00:55:41,167 --> 00:55:42,083 Are they your friends? 987 00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:43,833 I'm a Buddhist. I don't have such friends. 988 00:55:47,792 --> 00:55:50,500 - Don't worry. I know a bit kung fu. - Okay. 989 00:55:51,167 --> 00:55:52,167 Go! 990 00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:01,292 See if you dare do this again, bastard! 991 00:56:04,917 --> 00:56:05,750 Are you all right? 992 00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,792 How can I be all right? Help me up. 993 00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:13,042 "Police magazine" 994 00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:15,125 thanks. 995 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:17,101 - Recently, two criminals... - What's showing? 996 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:20,125 - Police magazine. - Cheated innocent young girls. 997 00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:23,125 They set hidden cameras in changing rooms 998 00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:25,833 and filmed them getting changed. 999 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,268 They're selling the footages as pornos. 1000 00:56:27,292 --> 00:56:30,125 These are the photos of the criminals. 1001 00:56:30,792 --> 00:56:32,458 If you have any information about them, 1002 00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:34,750 please call 852-277... 1003 00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:36,750 How can those girls be so silly? 1004 00:56:38,792 --> 00:56:40,833 How can they ever show their faces 1005 00:56:40,917 --> 00:56:42,601 after people have seen their bare buttocks? 1006 00:56:42,625 --> 00:56:45,250 I'm one of them, sea. 1007 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,917 How can you say things like that? 1008 00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:52,833 Cher! I'll kill you if anything happens to her. 1009 00:56:56,167 --> 00:56:57,167 What's up? 1010 00:56:57,667 --> 00:56:59,000 Cher! Cher! 1011 00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:01,042 - I'm going to kill myself. - Cher! 1012 00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:03,375 Let her go. 1013 00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:13,417 - Don't jump if you see there's no glass. - Get up. It's embarrassing. 1014 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,833 What's up? 1015 00:57:15,042 --> 00:57:16,458 No. Personal matters. 1016 00:57:16,542 --> 00:57:17,833 We'll deal with you later. 1017 00:57:17,917 --> 00:57:19,042 None of your business. 1018 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:23,792 - What's up? - Mac. 1019 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:26,125 - Please help distribute. - What's up? 1020 00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:29,458 Please inform us as soon as you see these two people. 1021 00:57:29,542 --> 00:57:30,417 What's up? 1022 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:35,833 - They ruin the lives of innocent girls. - Look out for them wherever you go. 1023 00:57:35,917 --> 00:57:38,375 - Please help us. - Inform us when you see them. Thanks. 1024 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:39,458 Thanks. 1025 00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:47,583 Where are you going? 1026 00:57:47,667 --> 00:57:48,875 Yau tong shipyard. 1027 00:57:53,292 --> 00:57:54,292 1818 1028 00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:55,458 what's up, kwong? 1029 00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:58,042 Calling 3377. 1030 00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,583 We've found pigsy. 1031 00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:01,042 Okay. Thanks, kwong. 1032 00:58:06,042 --> 00:58:07,333 You sure it's him? 1033 00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:10,083 Yes. He hasn't come out after such a long time. 1034 00:58:10,167 --> 00:58:12,417 - Let's go in and have a look. - Let's go. 1035 00:58:17,042 --> 00:58:18,250 Over there. 1036 00:58:20,750 --> 00:58:21,750 They're inside. 1037 00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:28,167 There are lots inside. Which one? 1038 00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:36,708 He's short and fat with glasses. 1039 00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,125 - Is that him? - Yes. 1040 00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:39,542 Call the police. 1041 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,292 They're all pornos. 1042 00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:46,250 Is Cher's among them? 1043 00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:48,375 Call the police. It's serious. 1044 00:58:50,042 --> 00:58:52,542 - Let's get it. - Is it okay? 1045 00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:54,167 Yes. Pretend to be the big boss. 1046 00:58:59,167 --> 00:59:00,417 Is chung here? 1047 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,500 Over there. 1048 00:59:07,042 --> 00:59:08,042 Where's chung? 1049 00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:09,208 He's making copies inside. 1050 00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:17,768 - That's him. - Are you sure? 1051 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:19,042 - Yes. - Beat him. 1052 00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,750 How? There are so many people. 1053 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:23,233 We beat him because there are so many people. Get some tools. 1054 00:59:32,375 --> 00:59:34,167 Stay quiet or we'll kill you. 1055 00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:35,833 You've ruined my sister's life. 1056 00:59:35,917 --> 00:59:38,042 This is not my fault. 1057 00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:39,458 The boss told me to film. 1058 00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:40,684 Will you kill yourself for him? 1059 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:42,250 My sister's Cher. Where's her video? 1060 00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:43,333 Tell us quickly. 1061 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:44,417 Over there. 1062 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,375 - This is sticking into my flesh. - Don't move. 1063 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:51,417 - No... - Don't move! 1064 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:55,507 I'll stick it right through if you move again. 1065 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,208 Stay put! 1066 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:08,417 Director, how come you've passed out? 1067 01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:12,667 You should be familiar with all those scenes. 1068 01:00:12,875 --> 01:00:15,208 You must have seen something terrific. 1069 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:18,750 - Don't follow closely. - Yes. 1070 01:00:20,292 --> 01:00:21,667 - What should we do? - Big boss. 1071 01:00:22,208 --> 01:00:23,417 Big boss is here. 1072 01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:25,042 Big boss. 1073 01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:30,833 Big boss. 1074 01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:34,542 Oh no. He's coming. Hurry up. 1075 01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:38,958 - Big boss. - Big boss. 1076 01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:40,042 What are you two doing? 1077 01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:42,625 - We're editing consultants. - Yes. 1078 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:44,226 Pornos like these don't need consultants. 1079 01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:45,375 Do something else. 1080 01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:47,583 - Yes. - Yes, big boss. 1081 01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:48,667 Big boss. 1082 01:00:53,208 --> 01:00:54,542 It's about time for the shipment. 1083 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:57,500 When you reach Thailand, just follow suit. 1084 01:00:57,583 --> 01:00:59,167 They haven't figured this out yet. 1085 01:01:00,375 --> 01:01:01,583 I'm talking to you! 1086 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:04,125 Big boss is talking to you! 1087 01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:09,667 Big boss, he's fainted. 1088 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,667 Wake up! Wake up! 1089 01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:13,708 Big brother. 1090 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,875 - What's up? - Over there. 1091 01:01:19,792 --> 01:01:20,792 Stay there, you two. 1092 01:01:30,042 --> 01:01:31,184 Members of gang shadow, show up! 1093 01:01:31,208 --> 01:01:32,208 - Yes. - Yes. 1094 01:01:36,708 --> 01:01:39,875 We left gang shadow to follow you. 1095 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,542 How can you set a trap for us like this? 1096 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:44,583 - Let's go, bro. - Let's go. 1097 01:01:46,042 --> 01:01:47,750 For Cher's sake, swallow the negatives! 1098 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:48,833 Catch them! 1099 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:54,500 Stop! Don't run! 1100 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:58,000 I can't swallow it. 1101 01:01:58,042 --> 01:01:59,208 Stuff it with your hands. 1102 01:01:59,292 --> 01:02:01,292 I really can't. 1103 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,708 For our family's sake, you must swallow it. 1104 01:02:03,792 --> 01:02:05,458 It's really hard to swallow it. 1105 01:02:05,542 --> 01:02:07,167 You have to even if it's hard. 1106 01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:09,167 For Cher's sake, just swallow it. 1107 01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:10,500 Swallow it. 1108 01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:12,208 I want to throw up. 1109 01:02:12,292 --> 01:02:16,208 Bear with it. I'm half way through. Add oil. 1110 01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:18,875 Okay. I've swallowed one third. 1111 01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:20,458 Have you swallowed it, Joe? 1112 01:02:20,542 --> 01:02:22,167 I've finished. 1113 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,458 Stay there. Stop! 1114 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:33,042 What's up? How are you? 1115 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,542 - I'm going to die. - What's up? 1116 01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:37,833 Officer, call an ambulance for us. 1117 01:02:37,917 --> 01:02:40,542 - What's up? - We've got negative poisoning. 1118 01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:41,792 Negative poisoning? 1119 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:45,958 Pc3901 to headquarters. Two men have food poisoning 1120 01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:48,722 and were being tracked down. Send an ambulance to cha kwo ling road. 1121 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:53,292 It really hurts this time. 1122 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:57,042 - How are you? - I'm in pain. 1123 01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:59,542 You shouldn't have fought people stronger than you. 1124 01:03:00,083 --> 01:03:03,333 No way. I have to give a lesson to those bastards. 1125 01:03:03,792 --> 01:03:05,583 You haven't driven a taxi for a long time. 1126 01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:08,125 You can't earn a living here. 1127 01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:09,625 And now you're even beaten up. 1128 01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:11,508 Why don't you go back to being a taxi driver? 1129 01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:13,042 This supermarket is so big. 1130 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:14,875 How can you handle this alone? 1131 01:03:15,042 --> 01:03:16,500 I'll manage. 1132 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,042 Buddha, you're so mean. 1133 01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:27,125 I thought you've found me a good girl 1134 01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:29,500 but why do you make me suffer? 1135 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:32,333 Where's the finishing line? 1136 01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:39,125 Could you give me some hints? 1137 01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:42,375 How far is it from me? 1138 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:47,250 Whatever. I'll just stuff it 1139 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:50,042 and forget all about it. 1140 01:03:50,917 --> 01:03:54,292 Take it easy, young man. 1141 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,500 Are you talking to me? 1142 01:04:01,458 --> 01:04:03,917 Talk to me! Did Buddha just talk to me? 1143 01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:08,417 I'm the only one here. Who else can it be? 1144 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,375 Okay. 1145 01:04:16,042 --> 01:04:17,042 I'm all ears. 1146 01:04:17,542 --> 01:04:19,792 Just forget about her. 1147 01:04:20,042 --> 01:04:24,000 Forget about her? I can't. I don't know what she thinks. 1148 01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:26,250 Don't worry about what she thinks. 1149 01:04:26,667 --> 01:04:28,917 What do you plan to do? 1150 01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:31,500 I feel guilty 1151 01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:33,167 about what's happened. 1152 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:36,042 Marry her if you feel bad. 1153 01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:40,958 That's what I think. 1154 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,542 How do you know? 1155 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:46,417 I've gone through this too. Of course I know. 1156 01:04:49,542 --> 01:04:51,167 Can you date up there? 1157 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:54,458 Yes. It's more open now. 1158 01:04:55,125 --> 01:05:00,042 Don't just talk. Take action. Go for it! 1159 01:05:02,167 --> 01:05:03,250 Yes, Buddha! 1160 01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:06,542 What if I fail? 1161 01:05:06,625 --> 01:05:08,375 Come here to whine again. 1162 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:10,792 If I succeed, 1163 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:13,083 I'll come back and be your godson. 1164 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:16,125 I'll go first. 1165 01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:19,958 Buddha has given me clear instructions this time. 1166 01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:21,958 I'll take action. 1167 01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:24,750 I'll go for it. 1168 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:37,250 Joe leung, you're damaging public property. 1169 01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:42,917 This is for you. 1170 01:05:43,125 --> 01:05:44,792 For me? What's this? 1171 01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:47,583 It's a cat's eye stone. It's pretty. It shines. 1172 01:05:47,667 --> 01:05:48,667 Really? 1173 01:05:48,875 --> 01:05:49,875 You don't believe me? 1174 01:05:51,042 --> 01:05:55,000 Here, have a look inside my pocket. 1175 01:05:56,917 --> 01:05:59,208 Hold your hand like this to see. 1176 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:00,667 Is it shiny? 1177 01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:01,875 Yes! 1178 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:10,375 Joe leung, how dare you take advantage of me. 1179 01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:14,542 I'm not. It's just natural. 1180 01:06:14,667 --> 01:06:17,583 - You're low-class! - Okay. I'm sorry. 1181 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,125 Sit down first. I'll give you another gift. 1182 01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:22,167 Don't take advantage of me again. 1183 01:06:22,250 --> 01:06:23,625 I won't. 1184 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:25,250 This is for you. 1185 01:06:26,667 --> 01:06:27,917 Take off your shoes. 1186 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:28,875 Take off my shoes? 1187 01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:30,042 Yes. 1188 01:06:31,333 --> 01:06:32,333 Both of them? 1189 01:06:32,667 --> 01:06:33,792 Just your right foot. 1190 01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:49,458 No peeking. 1191 01:06:57,208 --> 01:06:59,167 Let me help you put this on. 1192 01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:01,875 Come on. 1193 01:07:11,458 --> 01:07:12,458 Stand up. 1194 01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:20,000 What do you think? Is it comfy? Does it fit? 1195 01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:23,125 I've spent a whole night making this. 1196 01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:25,792 This is the greatest thing I've ever done. 1197 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,875 The guy who invented shoe pads is a genius. 1198 01:07:28,042 --> 01:07:29,708 But I'm smarter than him. 1199 01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:33,833 I'm a cripple. 1200 01:07:34,417 --> 01:07:37,583 I know. Nobody is perfect. 1201 01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:41,625 My left foot is three centimeters longer than my right foot. 1202 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:43,750 But mine is one inch apart. 1203 01:07:45,042 --> 01:07:46,208 It doesn't matter. 1204 01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:49,958 I'll help you. I'll accompany you. 1205 01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:54,417 Let's play three-legged race. 1206 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:03,792 Are you ready? 1207 01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:04,917 We're about to go. 1208 01:08:06,417 --> 01:08:07,417 Ready. 1209 01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:14,833 One, two... 1210 01:08:15,042 --> 01:08:19,250 One, two... 1211 01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,417 - Hurry up. - Move fast. 1212 01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:34,292 - This way. - Hurry up. 1213 01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:38,708 Hurry up. 1214 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:06,375 What are you looking at? 1215 01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:08,125 You're so beautiful today. 1216 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:11,250 Yes. 1217 01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:12,708 But you have buck teeth. 1218 01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:17,000 - Do you have guts? - What's up? 1219 01:09:17,042 --> 01:09:18,125 Do you have guts? 1220 01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:19,625 What's in your mind? 1221 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:21,083 Come with me. 1222 01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:26,125 Come. 1223 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,667 Keep an eye out for the cops. 1224 01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:56,000 Can I try? 1225 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:57,417 - Aren't you scared? - No. 1226 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:58,500 Here. 1227 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:00,833 Take this. 1228 01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,333 Closer. Be careful. 1229 01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:08,417 Make sure you seal it well. 1230 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,250 Stay alert. Watch out for shoplifters. 1231 01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:32,333 Okay. 1232 01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:34,667 Help me. Hurry up. 1233 01:10:36,042 --> 01:10:40,208 Be careful. These are expensive. Don't break them. 1234 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,167 Hi everyone! 1235 01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:45,208 Nowadays, razors are not only for men. 1236 01:10:45,417 --> 01:10:46,601 They're important for ladies too. 1237 01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,792 Think about this. 1238 01:10:48,875 --> 01:10:50,500 Your husband comes home for dinner. 1239 01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:53,042 He sees that the pork in your soup is fatty and hairy. 1240 01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:55,208 Will he crave to come home for dinner? Of course not. 1241 01:10:55,292 --> 01:10:57,667 But a few strokes with this razor... 1242 01:10:57,750 --> 01:11:00,292 Oh, it should be upside down. 1243 01:11:00,833 --> 01:11:03,375 Sorry. A few strokes with this razor 1244 01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:04,583 and all the hair is gone. 1245 01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:06,792 Your husband will come home for dinner from now on. 1246 01:11:06,875 --> 01:11:09,750 There's another use for this razor. 1247 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,417 You can use it to shave your legs. 1248 01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:13,167 I don't have hairy legs 1249 01:11:13,250 --> 01:11:14,917 - but I can show you. - You're right. 1250 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,542 It's sharp. You can see the flesh now. 1251 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:20,042 Your legs will be silky and smooth. 1252 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:21,750 They're now on special offer. 1253 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,351 The original price is 12 dollars. It only costs 10 dollars now. 1254 01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:27,500 Have your money ready for this. 1255 01:11:27,792 --> 01:11:29,500 Okay. You buy one? 1256 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:32,042 You buy one. Okay. Thank you. 1257 01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:33,292 Chinese Brandy. 1258 01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:41,333 Go away! You've eaten so many cans! 1259 01:11:41,458 --> 01:11:46,375 Old lady selling pineapples, 12 for a dollar! Let's go! 1260 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:48,792 Get lost! 1261 01:11:49,042 --> 01:11:51,042 Hurry up! Don't just stand there. 1262 01:11:51,083 --> 01:11:52,833 Go help. Hurry up. 1263 01:11:55,292 --> 01:11:56,875 Thanks for buying. 1264 01:11:58,625 --> 01:12:00,042 Can't you open the gate yet? 1265 01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:01,500 To hell with you. 1266 01:12:02,208 --> 01:12:04,083 When will your cocktail party begin? 1267 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:07,958 Boss, they've opened before us. What should we do? 1268 01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:10,125 - Come have a look! - Take your time! 1269 01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:11,500 Open the gate. Hurry up! 1270 01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:14,667 - That way. - Please come over here. 1271 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:20,042 Be quick. I'm in a hurry. 1272 01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:22,167 Look. My fingernail broke. 1273 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:34,792 - Stay here! - What's up? 1274 01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:36,351 - What's up? - What have you put in my store? 1275 01:12:36,375 --> 01:12:39,208 - I haven't put anything here. - You did. I saw you. 1276 01:12:39,292 --> 01:12:41,601 You took out something from your bag and put it in my store. 1277 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:42,851 - It's all right. - What was it then? 1278 01:12:42,875 --> 01:12:44,417 - How do I know? - You're nuts. 1279 01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:47,083 What did you say? You said I was nuts? 1280 01:12:47,167 --> 01:12:49,292 - I'm sorry. - Don't let him go. 1281 01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:51,893 - Don't let him go! He said I was nuts. - Just go on with your shopping. 1282 01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:54,333 - Don't let him go! He said I was nuts! - Forget it. 1283 01:12:54,417 --> 01:12:55,792 He can't say I'm nuts. 1284 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:57,976 - I saw him put something in the store. - He just put things in. 1285 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,101 - He shouldn't say I'm nuts even if I am. - He didn't take anything. 1286 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:01,167 Do you think I'm nuts? 1287 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:02,875 - No. No one's nuts. - Nuts. 1288 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:04,597 - He's nuts. - Carry on with your shopping. 1289 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,875 How many would you want, sir? We're on sale today. 1290 01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:10,583 You said "try for free" here. Why do I have to buy? 1291 01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:15,833 Nice! 1292 01:13:16,667 --> 01:13:20,250 Take your time to try them out. The bananas are nice. 1293 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:22,792 Help me out. 1294 01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:24,115 I'm bleeding from shaving cuts. 1295 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:25,792 Who told you to shave yourself? 1296 01:13:25,917 --> 01:13:27,125 A snake! 1297 01:13:27,458 --> 01:13:28,917 Snake! Run! 1298 01:13:29,667 --> 01:13:30,792 Snake! Snake! 1299 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,000 - What's up? - What's up? 1300 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:39,875 - A snake! - Snake? 1301 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:42,375 - A snake! - Where? 1302 01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:44,167 Don't be afraid. Get out first. 1303 01:13:45,417 --> 01:13:47,625 - Help granny out first. - Okay. 1304 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:50,167 Don't just think about Scarlet. 1305 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,059 - Come catch the snake with me. - The snake bites. 1306 01:13:52,083 --> 01:13:53,500 I have teeth to bite it too. 1307 01:13:55,292 --> 01:13:58,167 Snake! Snake! 1308 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,167 Must be done by the bastard next door. 1309 01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,125 - Who? - Nothing, granny. 1310 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:04,875 Do you want to date me? 1311 01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:06,292 Yes. Can I? 1312 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:07,542 - Come with me. - Okay. 1313 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,250 So scary. 1314 01:14:36,958 --> 01:14:39,750 - Joe, the snake is down there. - Where? 1315 01:14:39,833 --> 01:14:40,833 There. 1316 01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:42,250 How many are there? 1317 01:14:43,542 --> 01:14:46,000 - Just one. - We'll surround it. 1318 01:14:56,500 --> 01:15:00,000 It's not here. Is it on your side? 1319 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:02,625 No, where has it gone? 1320 01:15:07,542 --> 01:15:09,059 It's biting my leg! I've got hold of its head. 1321 01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:10,583 - Help me pull it away. - How? 1322 01:15:10,667 --> 01:15:11,875 - Pull? - Pull it! 1323 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:15,958 - Be careful! - I'm so scared. 1324 01:15:16,458 --> 01:15:17,792 Hit it with your spade. 1325 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,059 You have to hold it still first. 1326 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:22,875 - I'm trying. - How can I hit it? 1327 01:15:22,917 --> 01:15:25,757 - It's gone. I can't hold it still. Hit it! - You have to hold it still. 1328 01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:27,583 Oh no. 1329 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:31,375 Hit it! Hit it! 1330 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:39,000 Don't hit it. It's pissed. 1331 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:50,625 Don't be afraid. It's all right now. 1332 01:15:50,708 --> 01:15:53,625 This snake is for making wine. 1333 01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:55,875 - Shop here. - Come in. 1334 01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:58,500 - We have 10 percent off. - Listen up! 1335 01:15:58,583 --> 01:16:02,292 To celebrate the grand opening of our supermarket 1336 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:03,792 and to thank all of you, 1337 01:16:03,875 --> 01:16:05,667 all goods are 20 percent off. 1338 01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:07,250 Welcome, everyone. 20 percent off. 1339 01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:09,917 - We have a lucky draw. - Good quality Brandy. 20 percent off. 1340 01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:11,625 - There are many prizes. - Shop here. 1341 01:16:11,708 --> 01:16:13,958 Everyone, our goods are 30 percent off. 1342 01:16:14,042 --> 01:16:15,292 Shop in our supermarket. 1343 01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:16,500 Come here. 1344 01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:18,667 We have special offers and there's a lucky draw. 1345 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:21,625 - Shop here. - Everyone, come here. 1346 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:23,625 We have a lucky draw. 1347 01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:25,292 - That sounds fun. - You call this fun? 1348 01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:27,708 Freebies and 30 percent off. 1349 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,625 Forty percent off. All goods are 40 percent off. 1350 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:33,875 How can you do business like this? 1351 01:16:33,958 --> 01:16:35,208 What? Do you own this street? 1352 01:16:35,292 --> 01:16:36,375 Do you? 1353 01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:38,875 We do business our own ways. 1354 01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:40,393 Come get my customers if you're good. 1355 01:16:40,417 --> 01:16:43,417 - You'd better watch out then. Let's go. - I'm not afraid of you! 1356 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,500 Bastard. 1357 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:46,500 That woman didn't even say thanks. 1358 01:16:50,167 --> 01:16:51,208 What's up? 1359 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:02,958 Come shop here! 1360 01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:05,375 "I'm a beautiful pineapple" 1361 01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:07,708 -"take a close look at this big banana" -"look closely!" 1362 01:17:07,875 --> 01:17:11,667 "Lots of sweet oranges and tangerines" 1363 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:16,417 "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" 1364 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:21,500 "everyone agrees that our fruit is fresh" 1365 01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:25,292 "and much better than the other store" 1366 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:27,292 "our goods are nice and low-price" 1367 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:30,125 - "one dollar for two!" - "You don't have to pay" 1368 01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:31,333 "just try it for free" 1369 01:17:31,417 --> 01:17:35,042 "our pineapples are good for your health" 1370 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:39,208 "come buy from us" 1371 01:17:39,292 --> 01:17:43,792 "they came to see and have just bought three" 1372 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:46,167 "everyone says they look nice and taste good" 1373 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:48,208 "then buy two more bunches of bananas" 1374 01:17:48,292 --> 01:17:50,625 "and a few more tangerines" 1375 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:53,458 "business with meager profit can be rewarding" 1376 01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:58,625 "everyone knows that our stocks are of great value" 1377 01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:02,167 "you can find lots of good stuff here" 1378 01:18:02,917 --> 01:18:06,708 "don't buy their rotten fruit" 1379 01:18:07,042 --> 01:18:08,292 Joe, they're singing too. 1380 01:18:08,375 --> 01:18:11,208 - He follows suit. - "Or you'll get food poisoning" 1381 01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:15,625 "smart people will shop with us" 1382 01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:20,500 "don't go to that filthy store for shopping" 1383 01:18:21,750 --> 01:18:24,958 "you can find anything you want in my store" 1384 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:29,250 "they're cheating you with their songs" 1385 01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:34,167 "don't let them rip you off" 1386 01:18:34,625 --> 01:18:36,333 you're a real bully 1387 01:18:36,417 --> 01:18:38,083 who speaks spiteful words. 1388 01:18:38,167 --> 01:18:41,167 Your face really puts me off. 1389 01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:44,917 Look at your ugly facial features, 1390 01:18:44,958 --> 01:18:48,792 you're just a cheeky monkey that's trying to look cute. 1391 01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:51,958 I don't look good but I'm capable. 1392 01:18:52,042 --> 01:18:54,792 That's why I can wear a gold watch. 1393 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:58,042 You'll be punished for your filthy deals! 1394 01:18:58,125 --> 01:18:59,583 I have three stores. 1395 01:18:59,667 --> 01:19:00,792 All will be burnt down! 1396 01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:02,625 - I have cash. - And it's getting less! 1397 01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:04,434 - My son is good to me. - He won't have any offspring! 1398 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:06,833 - My wife is pretty. - She'll run away! 1399 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:10,167 You get a limp as your wife! 1400 01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:14,792 I'm really angry with this! 1401 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:17,917 Her dad has nearly gone mad because of you. 1402 01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:21,750 You cheated him to buy a broken store so that you get three. 1403 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:23,167 I'm really sorry for his family. 1404 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:25,417 There are tough days ahead of them. 1405 01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,958 Officer, that's him. I recognize him. Arrest him. 1406 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,417 I recognize his clothes. 1407 01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:31,351 What did you recognize? What are you saying? 1408 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:33,417 - Show me your ID card. - I recognize you. 1409 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,625 It's in the store. 1410 01:19:34,708 --> 01:19:35,726 You don't have to say anything. 1411 01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:37,434 You're accused of exposing your private parts. Come. 1412 01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:38,542 Hurry up. 1413 01:19:39,292 --> 01:19:42,000 - Boss, what should we do? - Look after the store. 1414 01:19:42,083 --> 01:19:43,875 Great! 1415 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,708 Our supermarket is fine now. 1416 01:19:45,792 --> 01:19:47,292 Shop with us. 1417 01:19:48,708 --> 01:19:49,708 Come! 1418 01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:52,541 Our supermarket is fine now. 1419 01:19:52,542 --> 01:19:57,708 - Come shop with us. - Come. 1420 01:19:58,333 --> 01:20:00,917 Scarlet just called. She said she got dumped. 1421 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:02,792 She got dumped? 1422 01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:04,208 What? Dumped? 1423 01:20:04,917 --> 01:20:07,375 Why did you choose her? 1424 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:10,917 What has she got that I haven't got? 1425 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:11,976 What drink would you like? 1426 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,417 - Distilled water, please. - Okay. 1427 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:14,958 I'm prettier than her. 1428 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,309 - What? - My body shape is better. 1429 01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:17,667 Towel. 1430 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:19,833 Go get it yourself. 1431 01:20:19,917 --> 01:20:23,042 She only likes you. She'll throw up when she sees me. 1432 01:20:23,542 --> 01:20:25,042 I'll throw up when I see her. 1433 01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:26,917 We're brothers. I won't take her from you. 1434 01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:28,958 If you like her, go for it. 1435 01:20:29,042 --> 01:20:30,417 Can I? 1436 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:33,833 Yes. Remember the first day she saw you in the supermarket? 1437 01:20:33,917 --> 01:20:36,083 I could tell she liked you, but you didn't respond. 1438 01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:39,375 Now that she's depressed, she'll easily accept you. 1439 01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:41,625 Be her secret admirer one more time. 1440 01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:43,417 Go for it. 1441 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,167 What should I say to her? 1442 01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:52,500 Joe! 1443 01:20:53,667 --> 01:20:56,125 You say "a big stone is pressing on your heart." 1444 01:20:56,208 --> 01:20:58,083 - A big stone! - All right. 1445 01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:00,809 - Scarlet, what's wrong with you? - He's the secret admirer. 1446 01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:04,917 - I'm so sad. - I'm sentimental. Hold me tight. 1447 01:21:10,792 --> 01:21:12,750 Will you marry another one? 1448 01:21:21,292 --> 01:21:22,292 Be careful. 1449 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:30,750 Don't throw up yet. Hold on. 1450 01:21:32,750 --> 01:21:34,958 Scarlet! Scarlet! 1451 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:54,333 Joe... 1452 01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:07,750 No, I can't. 1453 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:15,542 What's this? 1454 01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:18,875 This is my eyebrow. 1455 01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:23,125 Your eyebrows are thick. 1456 01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:27,833 - I don't like this. - They won't be thick. 1457 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,042 Bless me, deities. 1458 01:22:40,208 --> 01:22:42,708 I've missed your past 1459 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:46,500 but I won't miss your future. 1460 01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:48,750 We'll grow old together... 1461 01:22:50,958 --> 01:22:52,417 And never be apart. 1462 01:22:53,208 --> 01:22:55,667 I'm here for you, Scarlet. 1463 01:23:11,042 --> 01:23:12,708 "Dear," 1464 01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:15,875 "I wll spend my future with you." 1465 01:23:15,958 --> 01:23:17,875 "I will take up the responsibility." 1466 01:23:27,667 --> 01:23:28,750 Goodbye, my love. 1467 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,333 - Hey. - What? 1468 01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:40,792 Has Joe proposed to you yet? 1469 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:43,500 Granny, what are you talking about? 1470 01:23:46,167 --> 01:23:48,083 You've known each other for so long. 1471 01:23:48,667 --> 01:23:50,083 I know what's between you. 1472 01:23:51,542 --> 01:23:53,542 He doesn't like me. 1473 01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:56,208 He likes you a lot. 1474 01:23:56,583 --> 01:24:00,125 Women must forfeit a little as investment. 1475 01:24:00,333 --> 01:24:02,208 He won't betray you. 1476 01:24:02,792 --> 01:24:05,208 Granny, if someone likes you, what will you do? 1477 01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:09,375 I'm so old now. Who will like me? 1478 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,875 Life is unpredictable. Look over there. 1479 01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:18,667 I already know. He's sneaky. 1480 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:23,292 Do you want to say hi to him? 1481 01:24:24,375 --> 01:24:28,458 No. What if he comes over to ask for my phone number? 1482 01:24:28,542 --> 01:24:30,792 I don't know if I should give it to him. 1483 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,667 Let's go. Hurry up. 1484 01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:39,000 Mr. Yau, Mr. Yau! 1485 01:24:39,083 --> 01:24:40,833 Do I look different today? 1486 01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:42,083 What's the difference? 1487 01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:43,917 I'm wearing a tie. 1488 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,125 Why are you wearing one? 1489 01:24:45,917 --> 01:24:47,417 Today is my big day. 1490 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:48,917 Your birthday? 1491 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,917 No. I want to shorten the distance between us. 1492 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,792 - Are we close enough? - Like a family. 1493 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:55,917 Never mention family again. 1494 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,667 The last time I trusted my family 1495 01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:59,083 got me into big trouble. 1496 01:24:59,167 --> 01:25:00,917 I hate that word. Go away! 1497 01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:04,500 Mr. Yau... 1498 01:25:06,542 --> 01:25:07,542 Mr. Yau... 1499 01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:10,250 Mr. Yau... 1500 01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:17,042 - Mr. Yau, we've known each other for long. - Really? 1501 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,792 You should know me well now? 1502 01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:22,083 No, I don't. 1503 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:26,833 You're handsome, Mr. Yau. 1504 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:30,458 Don't you feel tired after exercising for so long? 1505 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:34,875 No. I've smoked for long and I'm still like this. 1506 01:25:36,625 --> 01:25:37,625 Mr. Yau... 1507 01:25:40,292 --> 01:25:42,208 I want to be a member of your family. 1508 01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:45,083 Really? 1509 01:25:46,375 --> 01:25:48,455 I've been waiting for this opportunity. Come with me. 1510 01:25:50,708 --> 01:25:53,167 Deities, I, yau kwong nam... 1511 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:55,250 - What's your name? - Joe leung. 1512 01:25:55,333 --> 01:25:58,125 And Joe leung swear to be blood brothers. 1513 01:25:58,375 --> 01:26:01,458 I'll be his elder brother. Please be our witness. 1514 01:26:01,792 --> 01:26:04,917 If we betray each other, we'll be condemned to death. 1515 01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:07,792 - Mr. Yau, I didn't mean that. - But... 1516 01:26:07,875 --> 01:26:10,750 I haven't been a big brother for long. Would you mind? 1517 01:26:12,792 --> 01:26:14,872 We'll take the blood oath. Give me your index finger. 1518 01:26:14,917 --> 01:26:15,917 Index finger again? 1519 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,833 Why is your dad biting Joe's finger? 1520 01:26:19,917 --> 01:26:21,833 Are they playing gangsters? 1521 01:26:24,333 --> 01:26:27,125 I'd rather you play the harmonica. 1522 01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:30,708 It's not my fault this time. He wants to be part of the family. 1523 01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:35,750 Part of the family? He wants to marry your daughter. 1524 01:26:36,250 --> 01:26:38,875 That was what I meant, Mr. Yau. 1525 01:26:38,917 --> 01:26:40,292 Mother of may! 1526 01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:43,125 What's the matter, Mr. Yau? 1527 01:26:43,208 --> 01:26:46,750 - Mother of may! May's going to get married. - Who are you praying to? 1528 01:26:46,833 --> 01:26:48,917 Young man, thanks! 1529 01:26:49,292 --> 01:26:51,917 You're welcome. You bit my finger 1530 01:26:51,958 --> 01:26:53,875 and we're brothers. Get up. 1531 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:55,917 Joe! 1532 01:26:55,958 --> 01:26:57,375 Hey, everyone. 1533 01:26:57,458 --> 01:27:00,167 Joe, I was drunk last night. 1534 01:27:00,250 --> 01:27:03,500 But I still remember what we did. 1535 01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:05,083 What? 1536 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:07,375 What have you done with her? 1537 01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:09,292 Why are you wearing a sieve? 1538 01:27:09,917 --> 01:27:12,583 I'm getting married! 1539 01:27:12,917 --> 01:27:14,250 - Congrats. - Congrats, Scarlet. 1540 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:15,958 Who are you going to marry? 1541 01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:17,625 With Joe. 1542 01:27:17,917 --> 01:27:19,000 I'm going to faint. 1543 01:27:19,083 --> 01:27:20,083 Hold on. 1544 01:27:20,167 --> 01:27:21,875 We spent last night together. 1545 01:27:21,917 --> 01:27:24,208 Your words will ruin me. 1546 01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:26,875 Joe, don't be shy. 1547 01:27:26,917 --> 01:27:28,792 I've framed your love letter. 1548 01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:30,292 Does it look nice? 1549 01:27:30,583 --> 01:27:32,500 "I will take up the responsibility." 1550 01:27:33,458 --> 01:27:34,458 Gross! 1551 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:35,750 Gross! 1552 01:27:37,125 --> 01:27:38,792 May! May! 1553 01:27:38,875 --> 01:27:40,875 - Joe! Joe! - What's the problem with them? 1554 01:27:40,917 --> 01:27:43,083 - May! - It's complicated. 1555 01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:47,125 "We took off our clothes and exercised together." 1556 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:50,250 - "I shaved myself." - May, listen to me. Don't go away. 1557 01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:51,167 May! 1558 01:27:51,250 --> 01:27:52,083 - Let me go! - What's up? 1559 01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:53,792 - You're here. Tell her. - Let go! 1560 01:27:53,875 --> 01:27:55,708 What did you and Scarlet do last night? 1561 01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:57,292 I did it with her. You taught me to. 1562 01:27:57,375 --> 01:27:58,375 You've heard him! 1563 01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:00,542 It was him last night. Not me. 1564 01:28:00,625 --> 01:28:01,750 You're filthy! 1565 01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:03,643 You taught your brother to do such a filthy thing! 1566 01:28:03,667 --> 01:28:06,042 He's the secret admirer. I'll deal with you later. 1567 01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:08,208 - What? - I asked him to go for it. 1568 01:28:08,292 --> 01:28:09,167 What's up? 1569 01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:10,417 - What's up? - Ask her. 1570 01:28:11,208 --> 01:28:12,625 - What's up? - Ask her. 1571 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:14,250 - What can I ask? - Ask what? 1572 01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:17,250 Ask him why he could write 1573 01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:19,292 such nice words. 1574 01:28:19,750 --> 01:28:23,000 Look at him. I won't believe that he can be so romantic. 1575 01:28:24,292 --> 01:28:25,875 Are the roses pretty? 1576 01:28:25,917 --> 01:28:27,333 But you've got a mustache. 1577 01:28:27,417 --> 01:28:30,125 Scarlet, the mustache isn't real. Look. 1578 01:28:37,833 --> 01:28:38,917 What? 1579 01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:43,083 May, the garden is really nice. 1580 01:28:43,167 --> 01:28:44,917 - Let's go for a walk. - Okay. 1581 01:28:44,958 --> 01:28:45,958 - Let's go. - Scarlet! 1582 01:28:46,208 --> 01:28:48,750 Why did you faint when you saw me, Scarlet? 1583 01:28:52,167 --> 01:28:55,083 Buddha, I haven't let you down. 1584 01:28:55,167 --> 01:28:56,875 I've reached the finishing line. 1585 01:28:57,917 --> 01:28:59,917 Thanks for finding her for me. 1586 01:29:00,125 --> 01:29:03,542 I'm so happy. Today is my wedding day. 1587 01:29:08,042 --> 01:29:10,333 I'll check if the roast pig has arrived. 1588 01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:14,292 - Congrats! - Thanks. Come in and have a seat. 1589 01:29:14,375 --> 01:29:16,667 - Dad, have the roast pigs arrive yet? - What? 1590 01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:18,583 They're here. 1591 01:29:19,083 --> 01:29:21,042 - Congrats! - Thanks. Come in and have a seat. 1592 01:29:21,417 --> 01:29:23,625 Dad, here come the roast pigs. 1593 01:29:23,708 --> 01:29:25,625 - Dad, the roast pigs are here. - Okay. 1594 01:29:26,417 --> 01:29:27,625 Thanks, thanks. 1595 01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:29,583 - Congrats! - Thanks! 1596 01:29:29,667 --> 01:29:30,667 This way, please. 1597 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,083 Put them here. 1598 01:29:37,417 --> 01:29:39,833 This is for you. Thanks. 1599 01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:41,708 This way. 1600 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:46,875 May, you're beautiful. Let me have a look. 1601 01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:50,042 How come it's you? 1602 01:29:50,125 --> 01:29:51,375 That's me. 1603 01:29:51,458 --> 01:29:52,476 Why do you have two more moles? 1604 01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:55,917 I stuck them there on purpose. 1605 01:29:57,042 --> 01:30:02,333 They make me look more sexy. 1606 01:30:02,417 --> 01:30:03,750 Do you like them? 1607 01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:04,833 Scarlet! 1608 01:30:06,417 --> 01:30:08,917 - Serve the guests. - Yes, husband. 1609 01:30:12,333 --> 01:30:13,583 You're impressive. 1610 01:30:13,667 --> 01:30:16,000 I'm your elder brother. Have some respect. 1611 01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:17,542 She's my wife. 1612 01:30:17,625 --> 01:30:20,250 Behave yourselves in public. 1613 01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:32,375 Thanks for your help, temple keeper. 1614 01:30:32,458 --> 01:30:33,792 No problem. 1615 01:30:33,875 --> 01:30:35,125 Mrs. Sun, 1616 01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:37,500 I've been here for over 20 years. 1617 01:30:37,583 --> 01:30:41,083 I've never seen such a great party. 1618 01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:44,250 Remember to tell me when the auspicious hour comes. 1619 01:30:44,333 --> 01:30:47,125 Don't worry. Leave it to me. 1620 01:30:50,167 --> 01:30:51,750 Mom, red packets. 1621 01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:53,583 Just these? 1622 01:30:53,667 --> 01:30:55,583 Do you have any in your pockets? 1623 01:30:55,875 --> 01:30:57,375 Those two are mine. 1624 01:30:57,458 --> 01:30:58,750 My name is written on them. 1625 01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:01,500 Don't be silly. Give them to me. 1626 01:31:04,708 --> 01:31:05,708 Okay. 1627 01:31:08,917 --> 01:31:10,792 Are you happy, may? 1628 01:31:11,125 --> 01:31:12,667 Yes. And you? 1629 01:31:12,917 --> 01:31:15,625 Of course. I don't have to cook from now on. 1630 01:31:15,750 --> 01:31:16,792 You! 1631 01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:19,833 Dr. Ruth said 1632 01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:23,000 girls will be nervous the first time. 1633 01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:24,167 Are you nervous? 1634 01:31:25,792 --> 01:31:26,917 A little bit. 1635 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,417 But I think after tonight, 1636 01:31:29,500 --> 01:31:31,417 I won't be nervous anymore. 1637 01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:33,583 Nervous of what? 1638 01:31:33,667 --> 01:31:36,917 Nothing. May said she couldn't get the headdress right. 1639 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:38,708 - Why don't you help her? - Okay. 1640 01:31:38,917 --> 01:31:40,583 - I'll go out first. - See you. 1641 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:46,563 My wife, let me help you put this on. 1642 01:31:55,917 --> 01:31:57,042 You're so beautiful today. 1643 01:31:58,625 --> 01:31:59,625 Just today? 1644 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:02,708 No. You're beautiful all the time. 1645 01:32:02,792 --> 01:32:04,542 Do I look good? 1646 01:32:04,625 --> 01:32:05,917 You're handsome. 1647 01:32:06,208 --> 01:32:07,917 Lots of guests said so. 1648 01:32:08,625 --> 01:32:10,750 I want to tell you something. 1649 01:32:11,042 --> 01:32:12,042 I know. 1650 01:32:12,667 --> 01:32:14,625 Not that. I want to tell you... 1651 01:32:14,708 --> 01:32:15,833 Tell me what? 1652 01:32:17,458 --> 01:32:19,375 I'm a virgin. 1653 01:32:20,750 --> 01:32:22,708 Don't laugh at me. 1654 01:32:23,417 --> 01:32:25,167 Let's be easy on each other tonight. 1655 01:32:25,250 --> 01:32:28,417 I will. I'm not perfect. 1656 01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:29,875 - I know. - Actually, 1657 01:32:29,917 --> 01:32:31,917 I was born a limp. 1658 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,125 That day on the peak, 1659 01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:36,417 you told me that you wouldn't mind. 1660 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:38,292 I have been so happy. 1661 01:32:40,250 --> 01:32:41,375 Hey, hey. 1662 01:32:41,708 --> 01:32:43,500 Don't tell me you regret it now. 1663 01:32:43,583 --> 01:32:46,083 - Of course not. It's just... - The auspicious hour has come! 1664 01:32:46,167 --> 01:32:47,625 It's time for the ceremony. 1665 01:32:47,708 --> 01:32:49,458 I'm nervous, I'll go out first. 1666 01:32:52,458 --> 01:32:54,500 Before I get drunk, let's make it clear. 1667 01:32:54,583 --> 01:32:58,333 Be gentle to my daughter tonight. 1668 01:32:58,708 --> 01:32:59,958 - Okay? - Okay. 1669 01:33:00,042 --> 01:33:01,792 We've sorted this out. 1670 01:33:06,083 --> 01:33:09,583 - Joe leung, Joe leung... - Get ready for the ceremony! 1671 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:10,917 Okay. Coming! 1672 01:33:31,042 --> 01:33:33,583 First bow to the earth. 1673 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,417 Second bow to Buddha. 1674 01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:39,333 She's my godfather? 1675 01:33:42,667 --> 01:33:45,375 Third bow to the parents. 1676 01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:53,292 Bow to each other. 1677 01:33:57,917 --> 01:33:59,667 Husband, from now on, 1678 01:33:59,750 --> 01:34:02,083 I only belong to you. 1679 01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:04,750 Why don't you kiss me yet? 1680 01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:06,125 All right.